{"product_id":"bar-towel-wine","title":"Wine Definition Bar Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eA white cotton bar towel printed with a dictionary entry for wine: \u003cem\u003e[wahyn] noun — classy way of taking the edge off adulting.\u003c\/em\u003e A single-line watercolor glass sits beside it in deep burgundy, which keeps the whole thing looking designed rather than novelty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe restraint is what makes it work. Most joke towels shout; this one is mostly white space with the text tucked low, so it reads as a nice linen first and a punchline second. Folded over an oven door or a bar cart rail, you see the glass before you see the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUseful where it lives — drying hands at the sink, wrapping a bottle, or wiping down a bar. It's also the easiest gift in the shop: tie it around a bottle of wine and you've solved a hostess gift in ten seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhy Katie loves it:\u003c\/em\u003e \"This is the one I grab when I need a gift on the way out the door. Wrap it around a bottle and it's done. And it actually makes people laugh, which is more than most kitchen towels manage.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tableau","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46144854163539,"sku":"301-11039","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/0389\/8707\/files\/9196dcfdcc374bff8d7f7ec15c0ffe49.avif?v=1790707489","url":"https:\/\/ivoryolivedecor.com\/products\/bar-towel-wine","provider":"Ivory \u0026 Olive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}